The Online Raga Quiz: Which Keyboard Shortcut Are You?

When faced with a major crisis, what do you do?
a. Select all possible options.
b. Copy someone else’s solution.
c. Find your own solution.
d. End the situation.

What is your preferred brand of toothpaste?
a. I like them all.
b. I use my roommate’s.
c. Whichever one I can find.
d. Closeup.

If you were an animal, you would be...?
a. Hybrid species.
b. Copycat.
c. You are trying to find out via another quiz.
d. Extinct.

What is your favourite game?
a. I like all games.
b. Follow the leader.
c. Hide and seek.
d. Poker.

What is your most-listened-to song?
a. Everything.
b. I’m With You
c. True Love Will Find You
d. Close.

If you have answered...

Mostly As - Ctrl + A: Select All
You select all, always. Stop. It is bad for health.

Mostly Bs - Ctrl + C: Copy
You are an incorrigible mimic. Get a mind of your own.

Mostly Cs - Ctrl + F: Find
You don’t know who you are. You must find your true self soon.

Mostly Ds - Alt + F4: Close
You quit, close, shut and exit. One day, someone will end you.

The Online Raga Quiz: Which department are you at Malhar?

How do you introduce yourself?
a) My name is so and so, and I like writing.
b) My name is so and so, and I want to make Malhar memorable.
c) My name is so and so, and I’m looking for a different and awesome Malhar this year.
d) My name is so and so, and I can drink a litre of milk in one minute.

Why are you applying to this department?
a) Writing is my passion.
b) My name is so and so, and I want to make Malhar memorable.
c) I believe I am an intellectual who likes to discuss the burning issues of the day.
d) Err, I heard you guys have a hot quota...

During your interview, you
a) Tell a story.
b) Say “My name is so and so, and I want to make Malhar memorable.”
c) Realise that Conclave doesn’t take volunteers.
d) Vomit all over you interviewers.

Your secret is...
a) That the story is about you.
b) That your name is so and so, and you want to make Malhar memorable.
c) That you don’t know what MDGs are.
d) That you’re applying in the hope of seeing the OC smile.

What is your happy place?
a) Comps room.
b) Happy place? Um, my name is so and so, and I want to make Malhar memorable.
c) Abdul Kalam’s office.
d) Wherever you can find switchboards.

If you have answered...

Mostly As – You are made for the Raga. Unfortunately, applications are shut.

Mostly Bs – Your name is so and so, and you want to make Malhar memorable. Supernova Souvenirs is the place for you.

Mostly Cs – Today is the last day for Conclave registrations. Run!

Mostly Ds – You seem to live your life with the motto ‘Jo jeeta wohi Sikander’. Texxx is the place for you.

The Online Raga Quiz: How Bald Are You?

1. How would you describe your relationship with Dr. Batra?
a) Batra who?
b) He’s an acquaintance.
c) We are close friends.
d) We see each other so often, people think we’re a couple.

2. Your nightmares:
a) Cause you to tear your hair out.
b) Are centred on hair fall.
c) Involve Dr. Batra.
d) Are interrupted by you coughing because you choked on the hair on your pillow.

3. How frequent are your TV appearances?
a) I try to be seen every cricket match, but it hasn’t worked so far.
b) I appear in the background in some ads.
c) I’ve never been on TV.
d) People are blinded by my shiny scalp.

4. When you are sick, what do you cough up?
a) I usually have a dry cough.
b) Phlegm.
c) Blood.
d) Hair ball.

5) What does your barber say when you go to the saloon?
a) He compliments your hair.
b) He talks about how you’re getting a little thin on the top.
c) He says he's going to charge you extra for finding the hair to cut.
d) He automatically gives you a shave.

6. What shampoo do you use?
a) Garnier, Clinic All Clear, Pantene etc.
b) Mediker.
c) Hair growth shampoo.
d) Scalp polisher and cleaner.

If you have answered...

Mostly As – You are barely bald. Don’t worry, yet.

Mostly Bs – You are reasonably bald. It’s a degenerative disease. Ah, to be young and hairy.

Mostly Cs – You are rather bald. Soon, you will be at the pinnacle of balditude.

Mostly Ds – You are bald. Totally and comprehensively. Stop taking these quizzes (you won't get a different answer) and go buy a wig.

The Online Raga Quiz: What Packaging are you?

Are you water resistant? Can you take the heat? Do you last? Take our quiz to find out what kind of packaging you are. This is scarily accurate, we promise.

1. How do you work under pressure?
a) Do you go pop?
b) Do you fold?
c) Do you pollute the environment?

2. What is your favourite type of music?
a) Britney Spears
b) Hard Rock
c) Old records

3. How would you kill your enemy?
a) Burst them.
b) Box them.
c) Suffocate them.

4. What type of food do you like?
a) Pani Puri
b) Pizza.
c) Fast food.

5. What is your idea of relaxation?
a) Bubble Bath.
b) Getting tanned.
c) Shopping.

6. What is your preferred movie genre?
a) Maximum Impact
b) Die Hard
c) The Inconvenient Truth

7. Which PowerPuff Girl are you?
a) Bubbles
b) Buttercup
c) Blossom

If you have answered...

Mostly As – Bubble Wrap
You are Bubble Wrap. You are often known to float.

Mostly Bs – Cardboard
You are Cardboard. Good job.

Mostly Cs – Plastic
You are plastic. Die, you polluting piece of filth, die.

The Online Raga Quiz: What is your Malhar Chant?

Every department at Malhar is characterised by a chant. Take our quiz, and find out where you belong. This is scarily accurate, we promise.

1. When in the Foyer you are:

a) Showing off your muscles
b) Pushing people around
c) Directing lost-looking souls
d) Reading a newspaper
e) Showing off your latest gadget
f) None of the above

2. Your happy place is:

a) Classrooms
b) At the gates
c) In the staff room/ corridors
d) Comps room
e) Hard Disk Cafe
f) The toilet

3. What's your Poison?

a) Logs on the Rocks
b) I'm a Complan Boy/Girl
c) Judge Food... yummm
d) Smell of freshly printed paper
e) New software
f) None of the above

4. How would you get rid of your enemies?

a) Throw benches at them
b) Frisk them
c) Judge them
d) Kill them in the first round of Mafia
e) Counter Strike them
f) None of the above

5. Your favourite TV show is:

a) Full House
b) Prison Break
c) LOST
d) Who's Line is it Anyway?
e) Gadget Guru
f) None of the above

If you have answered...

Mostly As:
"Dum lagao, Bench uthao,
Baaki sab bhaad mein jao."
- Logs

Mostly Bs:
"Dhampa laga, laga, laga
Hoo Ha Hoo Ha"
- Security

Mostly Cs
"Maro maro maro
Dum lagake maro"
- Assistance

Mostly Ds
"Raga has locked the computer
Copyyyy... Paste!"
- Raga

Mostly Es
"Zoom, Focus, Click!
Ctrl Alt Delete!"
- Comps

Mostly Fs
You are none of the above
- None of the above