Every department at Malhar is characterised by a chant. Take our quiz, and find out where you belong. This is scarily accurate, we promise.
1. When in the Foyer you are:
a) Showing off your muscles
b) Pushing people around
c) Directing lost-looking souls
d) Reading a newspaper
e) Showing off your latest gadget
f) None of the above
2. Your happy place is:
a) Classrooms
b) At the gates
c) In the staff room/ corridors
d) Comps room
e) Hard Disk Cafe
f) The toilet
3. What's your Poison?
a) Logs on the Rocks
b) I'm a Complan Boy/Girl
c) Judge Food... yummm
d) Smell of freshly printed paper
e) New software
f) None of the above
4. How would you get rid of your enemies?
a) Throw benches at them
b) Frisk them
c) Judge them
d) Kill them in the first round of Mafia
e) Counter Strike them
f) None of the above
5. Your favourite TV show is:
a) Full House
b) Prison Break
c) LOST
d) Who's Line is it Anyway?
e) Gadget Guru
f) None of the above
If you have answered...
Mostly As:
"Dum lagao, Bench uthao,
Baaki sab bhaad mein jao."
- Logs
Mostly Bs:
"Dhampa laga, laga, laga
Hoo Ha Hoo Ha"
- Security
Mostly Cs
"Maro maro maro
Dum lagake maro"
- Assistance
Mostly Ds
"Raga has locked the computer
Copyyyy... Paste!"
- Raga
Mostly Es
"Zoom, Focus, Click!
Ctrl Alt Delete!"
- Comps
Mostly Fs
You are none of the above
- None of the above