Apparatus includes a razor, shaving cream, aftershave and Band-Aids. Precautionary measures entail a Mach 3 Turbo blade, and an actual beard for it to shave. Those young lads who haven’t hit puberty yet but are feeling slightly adventurous are the ones meant to try this exercise, but do not attempt it at home folks.
Procedure consists of spraying a certain thickness of lather on the facial area situated below the bridge of the nose. After this very carefully tilt the shaver to an angle of 1.48 radians exactly, while gripping it firmly with index and middle finger comfortably positioned. Slide it along the incline of the jaw, with a gentle, downward, sweeping motion. Wash off accumulated lather, and possibly some hair. Repeat till bored or till only traces of shaving cream are left. Apply aftershave, and feel cool. Realise that the aftershave burns like hell, and stop feeling cool.
Observations are that aside from white cream, very little else comes off and that shaving isn’t as easy as it may seem. Conclusion: shaving is something that should be constricted to girls’ legs. Also ‘the best a man can get’ really isn’t that good.
